Well, Minions, I have to say, I thought this day would never come. Friday. Wonderfully Glorious Friday!
I have a surprise for all of you minions out there. I AM REAL!!! Yes, that’s correct, Sheldon THE King of all things amazing, does indeed exist. I am living, breathing, and most of the time eating.
Some of you may say, “Well of COURSE you’re real!” and to those minions, I applaud you. However, I was recently informed that not all of my faithful followers knew that I existed outside of the creative minds of my main minions. So I’m here to tell you: Sheldon is THE REAL DEAL.
With the end of the Annual NCURA Meeting, I welcome all of you new followers to my humble absolutely fabulous place of gossip and expression. May you learn from my fashion advice, my invaluable opinion, and my knack for utilizing Google and YouTube search engines. But, please, no autographs.