Sheldon’s Fun-day Friday

The past two weeks have been a blur of traveling, writing my memoir, trying to make my shell fire-proof (it’s a word because I added a hyphen) and partying with Suri over her newly found freedom. It’s not that I’m too busy for you. It’s just that I’m trying to perfect my tan while avoiding getting stepped on. So I’m totally just posting you the best article ever. ENJOY IT MINIONS (because I said so)

For those of you who don’t remember, Batdog has brought us winning arguments like this!