Sheldon’s Fun-day Friday

We’ve already covered why turtles are better than blue jays. But now we have bigger fish to fry (sorry Nemo). Last night at my RFT meeting (Rights for Turtles) there was discussion about children and how to ensure that we do not have to come in contact with them.

Children are not our comfort zone. They have tiny hands, tiny fingers and try to jam our entire shell in their mouth. Seriously they are like Godzilla.

Then we saw this:

That poor cat probably suffered brain damage at the hands of that child. When will the atrocities end?!

I used  think that most people just get dogs because they can’t get their children to do tricks. Or maybe it’s because they are too lazy to teach their kids things so they leave it up to their dogs. But in reality it’s because only dogs are capable of handling that nonsense.

So, we at RFT are here to ask you to adopt your child a dog, not a turtle. Leave us our dignity and we will leave you the warm and fuzzy feelings of this video.