Absolutely nothing happened this week.
Not a d*&! thing.
The closest anything came to news was the realization that MIA officially ruined all hope anyone had of seeing a Super Bowl halftime “show” with anyone under 50. I’m sure next year we’ll be watching Oasis, or maybe Blues Traveler. Wait, Oasis is British, so there goes that option. Maybe I shouldn’t complain about the USA-only option, though, as it significantly reduces the chances that we’ll be subjected to utter drek.
If the Powers That Be want to provide wholesome entertainment that won’t risk the delicate sensibilities of the viewing public, might I suggest the following lineup that the non-AARP crowd will actually be enthusiastic for:
You’re telling me that those 4 action-packed minutes won’t garner double the ratings of someone who is supposedly known for her choreography but can’t even pull off her own moves?
Anyways, so now that I’m done mourning, I’ve embraced that this week is all things warm and fuzzy. There’s a countdown to Valentine’s Day to focus on! Don’t even try to call it a hallmark holiday, we all know you like chocolate and flowers as much as the next guy! I challenge you to watch this youtube find and say you hate all things warm and fuzzy… you can’t.